amy edwards ([info]toeknuckles) wrote,
@ 2008-05-06 23:48:00
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a public apology
i just had to apologise for misreading due to not having glasses, and it served as a reminder: i wish to make a public apology.

so, to all the people i know in real life who i may have seemingly snubbed or blanked or whatever in town over the last....well, let's say 6 months - i'm sorry.
i seem to have horrible long distance vision and need glasses.
the other night seth and i were out at the uni bar and i was saying we needed to say hi to this guy there we knew, because we were being rude. seth handed me his glasses, i look at this guy: NOT THE GUY WE KNOW DOES NOT EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM.
i also had a conversation with a coffee machine some months ago, thinking it was my mum. it...uh...wasn't.

i am sorry. i'm getting glasses. i'll say hi to everyone again after that. in the meantime, if you see me walking blindly down the road, please point me in the direction of home.
oh, and if i think a coffee machine is you and i start talking to you/it, the least you could do is have the good manners to answer when i speak to you/it. i mean, RUDE!

thankyou.



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[info]zumfaerie
2008-05-06 03:52 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMAO I love it!!!
You are not rude just BLIND LOL
I have been there for DECADES LOL
So when I forget my glasses it gets really fun! LMAO

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[info]toeknuckles
2008-05-07 10:03 am UTC (link)
yeah, i REALLY need to get myself some glasses...

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[info]jenelycam
2008-05-06 07:30 pm UTC (link)
LMAO!! You remind me of my SIL, Kris. When we were driving to Vegas 8 years ago, she saw some round bales of hay and said. "LOOK!! SHEEP!!!" Um...Kris??? And she wasn't wearing her glasses. Later that trip we were IN Vegas and she sees a brown crumpled bag in the street. "look at the duck!!!" Um...not many ducks on the streets in Vegas.... Kris, honey???

I love ya.

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[info]toeknuckles
2008-05-07 10:04 am UTC (link)
haha, that's thoroughly fantastic.
reminsd me of this time i was telling seth that it was odd that there was all this garbage piled near the hospital...uh....turned out to be a flowering hedge thingy, not rubbish at all. <8-o

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[info]jenelycam
2008-05-07 11:24 am UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!!! I've done things like that. Not that I'd admit it. Or could remember it. I'm rather feeble-minded like that. Selective feeble-mindedness, mayhaps?

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[info]lewellyn_luc
2008-05-07 03:26 am UTC (link)
*rofl* I can actually imagine you sitting there, talking to a coffee machine, waiting for it to reply. It's probably a good thing you're getting glasses. Atleast next time you'll know it's a coffee machine, and not expect an answer too quickly. XD

~Steven

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[info]toeknuckles
2008-05-07 10:05 am UTC (link)
the REALLY stupid thing is i got pissed off at it, yelling "hey! HEY! WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!"
not a good look.....

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[info]rendergirl
2008-05-07 05:27 am UTC (link)
LOL you are the most wonderfully adorable bungled up person I know!

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[info]toeknuckles
2008-05-07 10:06 am UTC (link)
my little pony meets mr magoo?

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[info]princess_lilam
2008-05-07 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I know a girl who waved at herself reflecting in a mirror once due to not having glasses. Now that is SAD SAD SAD...

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